Current Top Ten: The Top Ten Things You'll See on Kenny Chesney Underwear

This list came about because of the thong underwear with "The Good Stuff" printed on them that are being sold on Kenny's official website.

10. Can't Go There (Thanks to Niki for the inspiration for the list!)

9. Between Midnight and Daylight

8. Never Gonna Feel This Again

7. For the First Time

6. I've Got It All

5. (Not) A Chance

4. Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me

3. (Turn Out the Light) And Love Me Tonight

2. What You Need To Do

1. In Your Wildest Dreams

Past Top Ten: Top Ten Ways to Tell There are Obsessed Fans at the Kenny Chesney Fan Club Party

10. You about get run over in the parking lot while trying to reach your parking place way out 500+ yards from the door by some RAV4 that has more shoe polish on it than a church full of white dress shoes at Easter.

9. While standing in line next to a fan who has 3 cameras and 6 hand bags, you overhear her telling her friends she has 24 rolls of film and asks them if they think that's enough.

8. They say no.

7. Kenny's crew is making comments about which women they would most likely want to spend some "special time" with as they come through the door.

6. Women are actually catching on to this and frantically trying to make themselves more appealing to the crew.

5. The Kenny Chesney merchandise table.  'Nuff said!!!

4. You get stepped on while waiting in line to take your seat and then rudely asked to move because you are in someone's direct path to the merchandise table. Never mind that the real line to the merchandise table is actually 30 yards to your left.

3. A fan asks you to move because you are hampering her ability to move between 3 seats to take pictures.

2. The back side of your head is now sunburned from the constant 2 hours of a flashbulb going off less than 1 foot behind you.

And the number one reason you know there are obsessed fans at the Kenny Chesney Fan Club party ...

1. It's 3 days later and you can still hear the constant ringing of high-pitched shrills in your ears and you wake up screaming at night from nightmares you have about being smothered to death by obsessed fans.

Kenny Chesney Top Ten List © Andrea and Jason Toone, 2002-2005.